goldtectonic:

what do you mean they dont get married and live happily ever after??????

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

Source: 【宗凛+百漫画】と【通販のお知らせ】by サアヤ
Translation: aitaikimochi
Notes: this is so cute and hilarious. be sure to give the artist stars if you enjoyed this! permission was granted for this comic only ^^

cannibalgender:

"STOP GETTING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING!!" yell the people getting offended by others pointing out problems in society

playstationexclusive:

Freedom Wars - Only On PS Vita [x]

"Begin the war for freedom!"

dorites:

someone put some sunscreen on this anime girl her shoulders are well done

(Source: ominous-misaka)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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kotalines:

harass dad’s pets whenever possible